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Donald Trump Doesn’t Think Brain Injuries Suffered by Troops Are Serious

President Donald Trump isn’t particularly worried about troops who might be suffering symptoms of potential brain injuries they might have incurred during active combat. At least, that’s what he told reporters during a presser at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland on Wednesday, January 22. The president offered his expert medical opinion amid questions...

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Donald Trump Doesn’t Seem to Know What Happened at Pearl Harbor, According to New Book

Do we need another book to tell us what we already know about how President Donald Trump is a legendary dumbass unfit to execute his duties as leader of the free world? Probably not. Are we getting one? Yes. Did I pre-order it like an absolute schmuck? Also yes. I am as God made me. The...

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Donald Trump Slurs and Snorts Through Speech About Iranian Missile Strike

President Donald Trump addressed the nation Wednesday morning after Iran launched a missile attack on two military bases hosting American troops in Iraq, in retaliation for the president’s targeted drone strike against Quds Force leader Qassem Soleimani. In his address, the president threatened to invoke severe sanctions against Iran, but seemed amenable to deescalating the burgeoning military aggression....

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Donald Trump Jr. Shows Off AR-15 Decorated With a Cartoon of an Imprisoned Hillary Clinton

While his father was busy inciting World War III from the comfort of Mar-a-Lago, Donald Trump Jr. rang in the new year with his favorite new toy: an AR-15 assault rifle adorned with a cartoon Hillary Clinton behind bars. The first failson posed with the gun for a photo posted on an Instagram on Sunday, January 5. “Nice...

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Donald Trump Falsely Accuses Justin Trudeau of Cutting His Home Alone 2 Cameo for Canadian TV

The nation’s pettiest Fox News grandpa, President Donald Trump, took aim at Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau over the Christmas break for a purely imagined sleight. The issue concerns the president’s wholly unnecessary cameo in the 1992 film Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, which is missing from the Canadian Broadcast Corporation’s recent airing...

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Robert De Niro Openly Fantasizes About Hitting Donald Trump in the Face With a Bag of Feces

Robert De Niro has had to restrict his public vitriol toward President Donald Trump within the confines of awards show speeches, brief talk show appearances, and the rare, but profane cable news hit. During his appearance on the Rumble With Michael Moore, however, De Niro had more than an hour to use as he saw fit,...

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Musicians React to Donald Trump’s Impeachment: “Bye Felicia!!!!!”

Musicians have long been vocal about politics, whether it was in their lyrics, urging fans to the polls, throwing fundraisers, performing at the White House, or sharing their thoughts on social media. It was no different when the House voted to impeach President Donald Trump on December 18. Many immediately tweeted their opinions, including Motley...

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GOP Congressman Compares Donald Trump to Jesus Christ Ahead of Impeachment Vote

In accordance with President Donald Trump’s stated position that he is a mere victim of bloodthirsty Democrats in the impeachment proceedings, Rep. Barry Loudermilk (R-GA) took the president’s self-diagnosed martyrdom one step further: On Wednesday, December 18, the congressman likened the embattled POTUS to Jesus Christ, a refugee born in a stable. The Republican likened Trump—a...

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Donald Trump Sent Nancy Pelosi a Deranged, 6-Page Tantrum Decrying Impeachment

The House is expected to vote in favor of impeachment on Wednesday, December 18, and President Donald Trump  responded in the only way he knows how: He sent Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi a six-page screed painting himself as the victim of a bloodless, partisan coup. The letter is remarkable not just because he...

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Melania Trump Thinks It’s Fine For Her Husband to Bully a 16-Year-Old

First lady and anti-bullying advocate Melania Trump apparently thinks it’s fine for her husband, the leader of the free world, to bully 16-year-old climate change activist Greta Thunberg. When asked by reporters how she squares her anti-bullying initiative Be Best with President Donald Trump’s tweet telling the teen to “work on her Anger Management problem,” the first...

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